I want to born this egg

(Katelyn taking out an egg from the fridge)

Daddy: What are you doing with that egg?

Katelyn: Daddy, I have to born this egg.

Daddy: Only chickens can hatch the egg.

Katelyn: Well, I can act like a chicken. Buck, buck! Buck, buck! (as she flaps her arms like wings)

Truffles, not shuffles.

(Eric talking to Jody)

Jody: I made truffles at school the other day.

Eric: Cool, I love truffles!

Katelyn: Hey I did shuffles at ballet!

I'll have a boyfriend right?

(Daddy talking to Katelyn while making a bracelet)

Daddy: So who's this bracelet for?

Katelyn: Sidney.

Daddy: Is he your favorite friend? Your best friend?

Katelyn: Yup. Cause Daddy, when I grow bigger, I will have a boyfriend right?

Warm Chocolate

(Katelyn drinking hot chocolate)

Katelyn: Daddy, is it still hot?

Daddy: No.

Katelyn: It's only warm? Then it's called warm chocolate. And if it's cold, then it's cold hot chocolate, right? See, I know everything!

No more smell for Mommy!

(smelling Katelyn's body after her bath)

Daddy: Umm! You smell so good, you smell so good.

Katelyn: No Daddy, only one time!

Daddy: How about 4 times? Um, you smell so good, you smell so good!

Katelyn: Only one time, Daddy!

Daddy: Why baby?

Katelyn: Cause otherwise, there's no more smell for Mommy.

I know everything!

Katelyn: Are you reading the newspaper?

Daddy: Yes. How did you know?

Katelyn: Cause I know everything! and some things I don't.

So tall I break the ceiling

(Comparing hand size with Katelyn)

Daddy: My hand is bigger than yours

Katelyn: My hand will be bigger because I will be 6. I will be 5, and then 6, and then 7, and 8, and 9!

Daddy: Yeah, that's right, you will be big and your hand will be bigger than Daddy's

Katelyn: But I don't want to be big, otherwise I will break the ceiling.